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      <description>Learn what quality actually is, teach it to all, and listen to workers. Managing so it&apos;s obvious settling for nothing less than quality benefits everyone in a supportive, high-trust environment.</description>
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      <description>Hanging out with addicts makes you an addict. Talking about addiction makes you an addict. But gathering in a church basement, chanting in candlelight, and feeling guilty for missing a meeting?</description>
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